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Olive on the Big Screen, Take Two

So far the phone hasn’t rung, yet. I anticipate that any day it will. On the other end will be Pixar, Dreamworks or perhaps another up and coming animation studio, pleading with me to let them make a feature length movie starring my favorite woolly bugger, Olive.  I wrote about my plans a while back, here.

Since then I’ve done a little research and have discovered a couple of things. First, Pixar doesn’t accept external submissions: all creative concepts come from within (I am confident they’ll make an exception for Olive). Secondly, I have learned that in order to pitch an idea to major movie studios, one must be represented by an agent. Unfortunately I don’t have an agent. Fortunately I have a friend who lives in LA and is a well-connected sort. As luck would have it, she did know someone in the agency world, and gave me the name of the company and agent. I fired off an introductory email, and waited.

After a week of deafening silence, I called the agency and introduced myself. I informed them that I had sent an inquiry email and was referred by my friend. Clearly the voice on the other end of the line had no idea who I was because my email had probably gone straight into a junk mail filter. That, and I’m a nobody so there is no reason why they would have had any idea who I am. They politely took my name and number and said they would pass it along to the agent. They did not say that I could expect to hear back. Well, I did. Unfortunately it was a voicemail on my phone- I’d missed the call. The message politely revealed to me that they weren’t accepting any new clients at this time. Apparently the talent agency profession wasn’t hit as hard by the recession as say, just about every other industry!  They did give me a glimmer of hope, however, by suggesting that I call back in a couple of months.  That was May 25th. I’ll wait until July 26th before I call–I don’t want to appear too eager.

In the meantime I’m building a strong pitch in hopes of convincing not only an agent to represent me and get Olive in front of studio execs, but a convincing case for the studio execs themselves.  I had hoped to get 12 confirmed people from Olive’s Facebook page to commit to paying the price of admission if the movie were made. I did better than that and got 21 confirmation comments (and that doesn’t include the 18 “likes” my comment received)!

With that level of enthusiastic support, an animation studio would be remiss if they didn’t produce an animated Olive the woolly bugger movie. Mind you that is not simply 21 individuals that would pay to see the movie, but rather 21 people who would likely bring family members as well. The number could skyrocket! Not to mention dvd sales! Olive plush toys…

And so, while I wait for July 26th to arrive, I’m going to continue to let my plans marinate. Play it cool. Not appear too needy. Maybe an executive from Pixar or Dreamworks will find this blog and contact me and ask me what they can do to make it happen. That would save me the cost of a phone call to the agency.




  1. Arthur O'fieldstream

    Kirk, you are a man of eternal optimism. And why not? Who could resist that fuzzy little lady of Buggerdom ? Why… no one I can think of! She is a real catcher of the eye!

    I will, along with the throngs of admirers of Olive and her company of feathered, furred and scaled cohorts, continue to push your idea and concepts far and wide.

    Any day now, your phone will ring and it will be : besides the usual, election drones, bill collectors and other unethical privacy encroaching ne’er do wells : an offer that will rock your illustrative world! No doubt!

    Press on, our Man of Itchy Dog. For the world may not yet know it, but it is just oozing with desire for the yet-revealed fuzzinessl, beguiled by that slinky, all-that-she-can-be, Olive the Little WoollyBugger!!


    • Kirk Werner

      “Arthur”- good of you to stop by for a visit. I have to keep my optimism lofty, even if it means disappointment. If a person can’t dream, then every day is just as the one before. All it’s going to take is for the right person to find out about Olive, so I shall continue to spread the word. With the help of others, who knows? Glad to have you in my camp. Fingers crossed!

  2. Dave Carpenter

    Me and my clan will gladly pay the full admission price, all 10 of us! ….. as long as it’s in Real-D, not that sub-par 3-D stuff….

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